(Source: lez-get-physical, via youmayblowmebitch)
(Source: lez-get-physical, via youmayblowmebitch)
(via idareyoutosumi)
DON’T YOU HATE IT WHEN YOU HEAR SOMEONE CALLING YOU BUT THERE’S NO ONE REALLY CALLING YOU AND THEN YOU SIT THERE CONFUSED BECAUSE YOU SWORE YOU COULD HEAR SOMEONE CALLING YOU
Wait, maybe it’s our loved ones trying to wake us from the coma. They just can’t scream loud enough
wow why the fuck would you say that
(via jallbait)
Today in science we learned that you can never gain cold, you can only have an absence of heat; and it made me think that maybe hatred doesn’t exist, and there’s only an absence of love.
this is the realist shit I’ve ever read
(via escape2narnia)
(Source: etain-eimear, via youdontknowhowbadiwantyou)
THE MOST UNDERAPPRECIATED JOKE OF ALL TIME
(Source: fyeahmovieclub, via fake-mermaid)
when i was around 5 i asked my mom why “some people were different colors” and she said “because god wanted lots of flavors” and let me tell you that was the wrong thing to say because for the next 3 years i thought god ate people when they died
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